Save your regular slippers for Dr. Phil.
Bubba! Hey Bubba! We got the call! We're gonna be on Jerry! I'm so excited I reckon I might pee my pants! They said we don't hafta dress up or nuthin', but I think if we're gonna be on the TEE-vee, I'mma wanna look my best.
I was thinkin' that dress I wore to Layla-Ann and Butch's weddin' might be nice iffin' I wear some real sparkly shoes with it and get all the chicken feed off it. Can you buhlieve folks used to throw rice? Then all them poor little chicks would eat it up and their bellies would just POP!
Anyway ... you know I can't wear them high heels, what with my bone spurs 'n all. So whaddya think of these here Beaded Pearl Accent slippers? Comfy and classy I reckon. Butch?
Are you even listenin' to me?! Oh hey, before I ferget, don't go mentionin' that thing 'bout Destiny-Sue. They said they wannit to be a SUR-prize.