You have standards. Everyone else needs to fall in line.
Wear this watch: if you believe that all watches should be able to achieve a minimum level of time-telling skills.
Don't wear this watch: if you think that standardized time-telling encourages people to learn only a narrow subset of time-telling skills rather than focusing on the deeper understanding of the concept of time.
If you traveled to the past, people would think this watch was: a really good idea “in theory.”
When this watch doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: “I was never taught to tell time properly, so it’s not my fault if I don’t show up.”
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this watch: cheated by looking over the shoulders of other watches to find out the time.