That's the problem with you kids today. You think you're just gonna get diamonds immediately. The reality is, you start with crystals and then work your way up.
You know that song, "Diamonds and Pearls" by Prince? Little known fact: It was originally titled "Crystals and Pearls." That's right. He wasn't always a huge superstar. He was just a weird kid growing up in Minnesota, trying to make his way.
You think his name is really Prince? Of course it isn't. Oh wait. It IS actually Prince? Huh. Well, OK. So maybe he had a bit of a jump on the rest of us poor schlubs with ordinary names like Steve. But he still had to work really hard to achieve the kind of notoriety that let's one get away with addressing oneself as some unintelligible symbol. You don't just get HANDED the rights to that level of eccentricity.
And the same is true about diamonds. Let's see what you can do with crystals, kid. And then maybe we'll talk.