Every morning there's a chrono hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed.
Wear this watch: if you just want to fly.
Don't wear this watch: if you don't want anyone to put their arms around you, baby.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this watch: avoids sugar and once got in a fight with a guy named Ray.
In 99% of uses, this watch doesn't: try its hand at game shows or trash TV.
When this watch doesn't want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: "I'm getting highlights."