A pocket watch fit for a dead man...who's been brought back to life as a skeleton and elected president.
Use It: As an accurate and stylish timepiece during your life after death as a reanimated skeleton.
The only way to make this better would be: if there was some easier way of carrying it. Maybe it could have a little strip that attaches it to your wrist? Just a thought.
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: You’re a skeleton! You’re already dead, don’t worry about surviving.
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: Oingo Boingo - Dead Man’s Party
If this item were a US President, it would be: Bones M. Ossuario (historic first skeleton president, to be elected 2064, see Fig. 1)