WE SPELL THINGS THE WAY WE WANT AROUND HERE.
Don't wear this watch: if you're a stickler for proper spelling. You'll go insane.
Wear this watch: if your the type to laff in the face of grammer rulz ha HA!
Left to its own devices, this watch would: speak only in acronyms and text language.
If you owned this watch, people would say: "He's so stylish, but I have no idea what he's saying."
Legend has it that when the moon is full, this watch turns into: the 1943 Scripps National Spelling Bee champ.