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These diamonds were hand-picked. But we can't promise that the picker washed his hands first.

"Hey Kenny, can I have a word with you, please?"

Sure boss, what's up?

"I couldn't help but notice that you didn't wash your hands before returning to work."

Oh, yeah, I uh ...

"Did you or did you not see the sign?"

Uh ... what sign?

"This sign right here."

ALL DIAMOND-PICKERS
MUST WASH HANDS
BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK

Oh. Yeah, sorry. I didn't think it ...

"That's right. You didn't think. And now all those hand-picked diamonds are tainted with the germs of those non-hand-picked ones you've been sifting through over there. DISGUSTING."

I'm sorry, boss, I ...

"Tell it to the poor customer who will be enjoying their hand-picked diamond, completely unaware that it's been TAINTED BY NON-HAND-PICKED DIAMONDS."

I think I should just go.

"Yes. I think that's best for everyone."

Can I take this pocket-full of diamonds I've been hoarding for weeks?

"Sure."

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