It won't count as bribery if you say you were confused.
Job postings always ask you to send your resume and CV, but imagine how much more impressed they’ll be when you send your CZ instead. Your Cubic Zirconia, I mean.
These days, all those fancy full-time jobs that offer things like basic health insurance and minimum wage are getting hundreds and hundreds of boring old paper applications. They say if you really want a job, you need to go the extra mile, so why not go the extra ten miles and send them an envelope full of synthetic diamonds?
Just make sure to send your resume too, because an envelope full of diamonds doesn’t exactly speak to your clerical skills.