Why buy a watch when you can buy a watch with a BONUS arm band?
Buy this watch: if you need a bonus arm band to hold your MP3 player or phone.
Don't buy this watch: if you just need a place to store your cigarettes.
The only way to make this watch better would be: if it came with a gold brick to carry in the arm band.
At a karaoke bar, this watch sings: "Help me (Swiss) Ronda"
Left to its own devices, this watch would: make more than its hands luminescent by stealing the butts off lightning bugs.