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Stretch bracelets are what fancy people wear on Thanksgiving.

"Gurrrrl, you really gonna eat all that dressing?"

I mean, I was. Yeah.

"OK, but remember what your momma taught us? Moment on the lips, lifetime on the wrist."

That's not ... you know what? I'm not really worried about my wrists getting fat.

"Mmm hmm. I'm just saying. Remember that girl Larla? Real skinny-like. You could snap that little arm like a twig. Then she discovered fro-yo, and now the only thing that'll fit around that sausage is an innertube."

You know, it's really fine. I only wear Swarovski Elements Stretch Bracelets.

"Oooh, well look at you, Miss Fancy. You don't need my help, do you?"

No. No I do not.

"Mmm hmm."

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Silver Swarovski Elements Stretch Bracelets

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Silver Swarovski Elements Stretch Bracelets
$5.99 In Stock Apparel & Accessories > Jewelry
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