Show off the slick font on your watch while you check the time on your phone.
At the local watering hole, this would order: craft beer. While providing unwanted commentary on its drink choice to everyone around.
The only way to make this better would be: if the numbers were even bigger. Way bigger. So big that they don’t even fit on the watch anymore and they have to be shipped separately.
Don't use this: as a life raft.
Some skeptics wonder: “Did we really land on the moon?” But that has nothing to do with this watch.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: was briefly involved in a cult that worshipped Stephen King as their prophet but now denies ever having read any of his books.