Cargo shorts. Fashionable as pants, but more cool. Literally. Because they're shorts.
Hey, torn cut-offs and flip flops are great when you're washing the car back in 1978, but this is the days of NOW! You've gotta be business casual at the same time you're street-smart and cool. That's why you need Cargo Shorts! Take it from real players: it's not a cool summer until you've got shorts with a belt. <guitar solo>