Pants. They totally suck. Amirite?
Everywhere I go people are like “Why aren’t you wearing pants?” “Where did your pants go?” “What’s your problem?”
My problem is that wearing pants is the worst thing ever.
Pants are jail for your legs.
Pants are like a maximum security federal prison where they keep cannibals and terrorists except you put your own legs in them and your legs never did anything wrong, did they?
Or, if they did do something wrong, it probably wasn’t that bad.
…Your legs did what?! Seriously?!?! Oh man, that’s actually pretty bad. Yeah, you should probably get some pants.
Everyone else can relax in these leggings, though.