If you could have any superpower in the world, what would you pick?
If you want my advice, I’d say pick a power you’re actually going to use. Be honest with yourself. Are you ever going to need to grow claws out of your hands? Probably not. Are you really going to want to shoot solar energy out of your eyes? No way! Are you going to get bit by a mosquito this summer? Absolutely!
This summer, choose to make yourself invincible!
. . .to mosquitos and other bugs. Use your new power to shield others from the dastardly mosquito-borne diseases like malaria, dengue, and yellow fever. Save the city from the discomfort of itchy mosquito bites!
It’s just like Superman always says: “Who ever heard of a superhero with West Nile Virus?” Also, Superman is my nickname for that weird guy I talk to on the bus every morning.