Just admit it: you totally sock. Seriously, there's no denying it. Your friends think you sock, your co-workers think you sock. We even called your mother and she said she knows you sock.
From your calves to your toes, you are one socky customer. What makes you sock so much? I dunno. Probably has something with the way you dress.
But you now what? It's okay that you sock. Your friends, your neighbors, your mom. Heck, even I sock, and I'm proud of it.
So unite with us in all our glorious sockiness by socking wherever, whenever and with whomever you please.
Feel better? Great. Now shoe.