Get out of here with your fake ID. We never serve Kors to underage patrons.
No persons under the age of 21 are allowed to purchase Kors. Anyone under the age of 21 caught with a Kors will be subject to disciplinary action and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Additionally, the Government has issued the following warning:
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not consume Kors during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of Kors impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
There. That should about cover it. Should you have any other questions about the legality or risks associated with Kors, please don't hesitate to ... hold on. We've just been handed a message that says ... oh. Oh dear. Well, don't we feel silly.
You know what? Go ahead and buy all the Kors you want. We take back everything we just said.