In Spanish, Novalis means "No Go-lis."
Wear this watch: if you're not in a hurry to go anywhere.
Don't wear this watch: if you are Speedy Gonzales.
In 99% of uses, this watch: will lose at Red Light, Green Light.
Alternative names for this watch include: The Chrysalis and the Krist Novoseliclis
If you owned this watch, people would say: "Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa ... whoa."