Hey there, stud.
Aw, don’t get shy now. I’ve seen you sparkling at me from across the room.
I’ve seen you peeking out from behind that curtain of hair all night. I’ve seen how you glinted and winked at me.
I know that we just met, but I feel like I’ve known you forever and I’m getting the impression that the ear you’re on right now is not the ear you want to go home on.
What’s that? You’d like to buy me a drink?
Oh no? You’d like me to stop whispering directly in your ear since you don’t know me?
You want me to stop addressing your earring like it’s a person who’s flirting with me?I guess that’s probably fair.