If you're into that sort of thing.
Wear this watch: if the idea of swapping bezels doesn't seem too progressive for you.
Don't wear this watch: if you're more comfortable just sticking with the bezel you married.
This watch will make you popular with: watches in open relationships.
Left to its own devices, this watch would: have at least one bezel for every day of the week.
The contagious disease named after this watch is: Bezelorrhea.