Known more affectionately as semi-permanent leg blankets.
The experts say: These leggings will make your body hot in all the right places.
You win at this product by: Fooling your boss into thinking these are dress pants.
The one feature we wish this product had: Removable butt flap for more convenient bathroom use.
The genie living inside this item is named: You. You are the genie and these are the magic leggings you live in.
Launder these leggings when: They're technically pants...no one washes pants, right?
Rejected names for this product include: Dance Pantz!