Brace yourself! Or...um...bracelet yourself.

Use it: I gotta be honest, bracelets look nice, but they’re not exactly useful.

Don’t use it: as an anklet. That’s sooooo 90’s.

If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: symbol of your royal blood. Don’t correct them; this could be a whole new beginning for you.

The contagious disease named after this product is called: The Spanish Flu (It’s a long story, just trust me.)

The experts say: “Pretty cool bracelet.” (I probably should have gotten jewelry experts instead of all these mathematicians.)

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