A Woot Classic Moment
We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.
On the Darkchip Lollipop (January 2007)
Hey, thanks for coming by! Yeah, make yourself comfortable - well, as comfortable as you can in a cave, anyway. I like to think I've fixed the place up pretty nice, although let me warn you: Never order from IKEA online. They think the "e" in e-commerce stands for "extremely slow and annoying to deal with," ha ha.
Life in hiding from the Feds has its downside, but all in all I've got a pretty sweet setup. That uranium I stole gives me all the electricity I need down here. Once you get used to it, bat meat doesn't taste too bad, especially deep-fried. Kinda like chicken. When I need to use the bathroom, I just squeeze through that crevasse over there and go in this huge room. Believe me, it'd take me several lifetimes of eating nothing but Taco Bell to fill that room up.
And I never, ever have to worry about ambient light when I watch movies on my InFocus IN72 DLP Home Entertainment Projector. I get the full benefit of its 900 lumens, its Pixelworks DNX technology, and its totally dudical Darkchip2 DLP processor. Its resolution is only 480p, but just tell yourself "the upconverting is working" over and over and you'll never know the difference. And that Darkchip thing produces blacks as deep and dark as an underground cave - which I guess means it's superfluous for me, but it'd be perfect for a surface-dweller like you.
Features
- Stainless steel
- Water resistant up to 330 feet
- Japanese quartz movement
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 year Manufacturer
Specs
Specifications | |
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Movement: | Japanese quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Mineral crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel |
Case Diameter: | 48 mm |
Case Thickness: | 13 mm |
Clasp: | Buckle |
Band Material: | Silicone |
Band Width: | 22 mm |
Band Length: | Up to 8" |
Case Back: | Screw-down |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel |
Water Resistance: | 50 meters/165 feet |
Origin: | Japan |
In the Box:
(1) Bernoulli 0817M/01 Mercurius 3 Time Zone Mens Watch - 5 Colors
Specs
Specifications | |
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Movement: | Japanese quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Mineral crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel |
Case Diameter: | 48 mm |
Case Thickness: | 13 mm |
Clasp: | Buckle |
Band Material: | Silicone |
Band Width: | 22 mm |
Band Length: | Up to 8" |
Case Back: | Screw-down |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel |
Water Resistance: | 50 meters/165 feet |
Origin: | Japan |
In the Box:
(1) Bernoulli 0817M/01 Mercurius 3 Time Zone Mens Watch - 5 Colors
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 30.772s
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