Meet Me Half Way
You know how many times I've said to myself, "Man. If only my ankles could breathe"? Counting this time, once. I guess two perfectly good lower body-covering options weren't enough for the world. If you wear shorts, you risk developing pneumonia of the knees. And if you wear pants, suddenly it's STIFLING in here. Jeez, Pantilocks. Could you BE more fickle?
Here's what I'm going to do for you, but only because I'm a really nice guy. I'm going to cut about eight inches off the bottom of all of your pant legs, and then I'm going to sew them onto all of your shorts. Then just for giggles, I'm going to put obnoxious little witticisms on all of them. I knew you'd eat that up.
Features
- These basic French terry capris are detailed with a bold graphic
- Comfortably lounge around in these shorts made of 100% French terry
- Elastic waistband also has a drawstring accent
Shipping Note: Shipping to PO Boxes, Military, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Size Chart | ||||
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Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | |
Waist, Relaxed: | 14" | 15" | 16 1/2" | 18" |
Waist, Extended: | 18" | 19" | 20 1/2" | 22" |
Front Rise Including Waistband: | 9" | 9 1/2" | 10 1/2" | 11" |
Back Rise Including Waistband: | 13" | 13 1/2" | 14 1/4" | 15" |
Leg Opening, Left to Right: | 6 1/2" | 7" | 7 1/2" | 8" |
Inseam: | 23" | 23" | 23" | 23" |
Specifications | |
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Material: | 100% French terry and applique, Elastic |
Care Instructions: | Machine wash cold |
Origin: | Imported from India |
In the Box:
- (1) Bottoms Up E126C "Heart Breaker" French Terry Capri in Melon OR Gray, Your Choice of Size
-OR-
- (1) Bottoms Up E129C "Born To Be Wild" French Terry Capri in Gray, Yellow OR Black, Your Choice of Size
Specs
Size Chart | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|
Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | |
Waist, Relaxed: | 14" | 15" | 16 1/2" | 18" |
Waist, Extended: | 18" | 19" | 20 1/2" | 22" |
Front Rise Including Waistband: | 9" | 9 1/2" | 10 1/2" | 11" |
Back Rise Including Waistband: | 13" | 13 1/2" | 14 1/4" | 15" |
Leg Opening, Left to Right: | 6 1/2" | 7" | 7 1/2" | 8" |
Inseam: | 23" | 23" | 23" | 23" |
Specifications | |
---|---|
Material: | 100% French terry and applique, Elastic |
Care Instructions: | Machine wash cold |
Origin: | Imported from India |
In the Box:
- (1) Bottoms Up E126C "Heart Breaker" French Terry Capri in Melon OR Gray, Your Choice of Size
-OR-
- (1) Bottoms Up E129C "Born To Be Wild" French Terry Capri in Gray, Yellow OR Black, Your Choice of Size
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 3.776s
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