The Quandry
Hmm... a nice card written on notebook paper? Or diamond earrings? Which would Mom like more?
Oh, sure, Mom always said you were special. Remember that time you drew a fish, back in first grade? Why, Mom kept that on the fridge for years! And yet, the media always seems to imply that diamond earrings (especially those with 14kt white or yellow gold) are the best gift it's possible to give. Life sure is hard to puzzle out sometimes, isn't it?
Surely you, as a grown-up, can draw a fish better than ever before in your life, right? And yet... diamonds. But that fish on notebook paper, that's a classic Mom gift! Especially if you write "Mommy" but make one of the M's backwards? Like, it's hard to tell when an M is backwards, but a mother can tell. And that special bond between parent and child is only strengthened when the child cuts corners on gifts, especially when they're old enough to have a job.
Of course, you know, if you just want to get all impersonal and buy diamonds, sure. Whatever. It's your mom, after all.
But isn't that just like admitting you never knew how to draw a fish? Isn't that just flat out calling your mother a LIAR???
Features
These diamond stud earrings are the perfect Mother's Day gift. Class up any wardrobe with these elegant additions.
- International Gemological Laboratory certified
- 14kt white gold or 14kt yellow gold
- Full cut diamond
- Prong setting
- I1-I2 diamond clarity
- HI diamond color
- Made in the USA
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 30 day Manufacturer
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Certified 14kt Gold & Diamond Studs - Your Choice
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Certified 14kt Gold & Diamond Studs - Your Choice
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