A Woot Classic Moment
We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.
The Alarming Case of the Case Alarm (January 2007)
OK, look, I know people around here think I’m crazy, but I know what I saw. I had 7 (seven) Zagnuts in my briefcase when I went into that HIPAA meeting yesterday – look, here, I wrote it down on my candy inventory ledger: "12:15 PM - 7 Zagnuts." So the meeting was a huge waste of time, and the less said about that clumsy PowerPoint presentation, the better. The important thing is, how many Zagnuts did I find when I came back to my desk? 6 (six)! Which, for you Oklahomans, is one less than 7 (seven)! And of course, none of my so-called friends in this office saw a thing!
I don’t need to tell you what that did to my productivity for the rest of the day. My carefully-calibrated, scientifically-designed energy replenishment schedule – one Zagnut every 38 minutes – was totally shot. And yet, as I was pacing the cubicles demanding to know what had happened to my seventh Zagnut, somehow I became the bad guy! Never mind the presence of a thief among us – suddenly, I was the "disruptive" and "offensive" one, all because of my simple demands for justice and restitution. Talk about blaming the victim! This office is worse than Stalin’s Russia and Tina Brown’s New Yorker combined!
Well, I’m no idiot. I’ve lost my last Zagnut to the office klepto. This Samsonite Carrying Case Alarm will loudly sound whenever anybody messes with my briefcase, and this purchase includes a second alarm for my backup candy drawer. A mere jostle will set the motion sensor off – then our friend the Zagnut pilferer will be caught nut-handed! The crime will stand revealed! My charges will be corroborated! Everybody will see how not crazy I am and beg for my forgiveness! You’ll see! You’ll all see!
Features
This sleek, all-stainless steel watch features a Japanese quartz movement with a multi-layer dial with three subdials and a unidirectional bezel.
- Japanese quartz movement
- Stainless steel case, bezel and ion-plated bracelet
- Luminescent hands
- Multifunction dials include day, date and 24 hour
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 year manufacturer
Specs
Specifications | |
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Movement: | Japanese quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Mineral crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel |
Case Diameter: | 45 mm |
Case Thickness: | 15 mm |
Clasp: | Deployant |
Band Material: | Stainless steel |
Band Width: | 20 mm |
Band Length: | 8 inches |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel Unidirectional |
Crown: | Push/pull |
Water Resistance: | 10 meters/33 feet |
Origin: | Japan |
In the Box:
(1) Charles Latour Conway Multifunction Watch
Specs
Specifications | |
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Movement: | Japanese quartz |
Dial Window Material: | Mineral crystal |
Case Material: | Stainless steel |
Case Diameter: | 45 mm |
Case Thickness: | 15 mm |
Clasp: | Deployant |
Band Material: | Stainless steel |
Band Width: | 20 mm |
Band Length: | 8 inches |
Bezel: | Stainless Steel Unidirectional |
Crown: | Push/pull |
Water Resistance: | 10 meters/33 feet |
Origin: | Japan |
In the Box:
(1) Charles Latour Conway Multifunction Watch
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 59.660s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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