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Franco, my dear.

Let's face it: History has been peppered with its share of categorically "bad" Francos. Fortunately, this shoe is an exception.

There's the most obvious Franco: Francisco. A dictator and, according to our Spanish military correspondent, a "massive dillhole."

There's Ani DiFranco, who is … not terrible, but still.

Then you've got the Franco-Mongol alliance, which happened in the 1200s and wasn't entirely bad in that it facilitated a bit of a détente for Europeans and Mongols, but unfortunately they were united in hate against the Islamic caliphates, and that's not awesome. Besides, it didn't really pan out because Europeans began to distrust the Mongols towards the late 1200s. So, yes, overall, another bad Franco.

Last, of course, we come to James Franco (the actor, not the General Hospital character), who IS definitively the worst Franco around today. Seriously. Gag. Cringe.

The run of bad Francos has gone too long. These shoes are on a mission to repair the tattered Franco name. Soon, "Franco" will be associated with comfort, quality, and feet. And that's a pretty nice turnaround, if you asked us.

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Features

  • Faux-leather construction
  • Fully cushioned genuine leather sock liner
  • Leather lining
  • Rubber outsole
  • Slight heel
  • Semiflexible design for added comfort
  • Fits true to size, medium width

Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the Box:

(1) Franco Vanucci "Brian" Shoes - Your Choice

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 4.222s
First Sucker:
michaelkmcneil
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 35% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 76% bought 1
  • 19% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3

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