It's time to make an inVESTment.

Use This: As a cardigan for days when it’s maybe a little cold, but not so cold that you’d actually need to button your sweater. Or have sleeves.
Don’t use this: As part of an Aladdin costume. Everyone knows his vest is purple.
The only way to make this better would be: I mean, if it had sleeves and buttons that wouldn’t be, like, terrible.
Launder this shirt when: You spill BBQ sauce all over it. Wait, that was me? It’s on my shirt now? Oh, I guess you don’t need to wash your sweater then. Excuse me while I go wash my shirt.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: Had feminist aspirations of one day being a men’s waistcoat but eventually hit the glass ceiling in the clothing career chain.

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