We Have That Thing You've Been Waiting For!

You know that thing you've been wanting to buy for a really long time? That thing that every time you think of it, a smile crosses your face? That thing that makes other people say to you, "Go on. Buy it. You deserve it." We have it! And you can buy it! Go on! You deserve it!

 

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

This B.O.C. is a little different from the rest. It includes crappy accessories rather than the usual crappy crap. Some bags will also be pack in actual handbags, some in fancy handbags, and some in a dumb paper bag.

You can only have ONE B.O.C. this week (this one counts). Duplicate orders will be canceled.

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v4.0

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

II. Thou shalt probably expect not to even get a Bag o’ Crap at all. We only have enough for about 10% of the people who want them. Thou art probably in that other 90%.

III. Thou shalt notice that “crap” is right there in the title. Thou shalt not complain when it turns out we were telling the truth.

IV. Thou wouldst probably be better off spending thine eight bucks on just about anything else.

V. Thou shalt be assured that Woot hath upgraded its servers and code to minimize errors and crashes. But thou shalt remind thyself that even if those servers did work perfectly, it would simply mean the BoC sold out earlier.

VI. Should thou fail in thy quest for crap, congratulations. Failure is the biggest crap of all.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.550s
First Sucker:
jrcrum
Last Wooter to Woot:
duken58

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 12% < 25 woots
  • 76% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 96% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 12% bought 3

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Woots by State

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(Hand)Bag Of Crap
$5.00 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$5.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Accessories.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.