Let's Pants!
You're probably looking at these fleece lounge pants and slippers thinking, "WHAT CAN THESE POSSIBLY OFFER?"
Listen, dude. These aren't just any pajamas. This pajama set grants amazing supernatural gifts. Be prepared for all kinds of magic. Just ... unlimited magic sewn into the fibers and eventually making their way into your lint trap. So much magic.
You're probably wondering what sort of new gifts you can look forward to once you apply the pants and slippers. Here's one benefit - you'll be able to repel possums. Never again will a possum darken your doorway.
Another thing? These pants bestow the power to perfectly toast a bagel. That'll impress the ladies.
Oh, and you can turn anything into a Mylar balloon merely by touching it. It's pretty sweet at first, but you might find it wearisome during important events, like, say, your wedding. Although if that came to happen and you complained to us, we'd have to ask why you decided to wear pajama pants and slippers to your wedding anyhow. And then we'd just assume you're from Florida.
Enjoy the magic!
Features
Comfortable sleep set that would make a great gift this holiday season.
- 100% Polyester
- Machine wash
- Elastic waist
- Includes slipper set
- Slippers fit men's sizes 8-11
- Slippers Dimensions: 11" x 4"
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Joseph Abboud Men's Fleece Pajama Pant Slipper Set - 2 Colors
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Joseph Abboud Men's Fleece Pajama Pant Slipper Set - 2 Colors
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