Can't Take You Anywhere
If you're wearing these sunglasses, you can forget about keeping a low profile.
"Hey George."
Hey Hal.
"So I wanted to talk to you about Stu. You've traveled with him before, right?"
Ugh. Yeah, it's the worst.
"Really? I thought he was the guy who knows all the super secret local spots that none of the tourists know about."
He is. But the problem is, he wears those Kenneth Cole Sunglasses, so everyone knows him.
"Just because of a pair of sunglasses?"
Yeah. But these aren't just sunglasses. These are sunglasses from a globally recognized fashion house. So no matter where he wears them … the Turkish bath house in Morocco, the massage parlor in Thailand, the brothel in Nevada … people know him. And these aren't exactly the kinds of places you want to run into someone you know, you know?
"Awkward."
Definitely. So what seedy place you thinking of going with him?
"Disney World."
Oh. Well that's … huh. He's taking you to Disney World?
"Yeah, I'm thinking you guys have a different kind of friendship than we do."
Huh. Yeah.
Features
Kenneth Cole Productions, Inc. has been a globally recognized fashion for over 30 years. Whether your need for their sunglasses is prompted by a ruthlessly hot day or a late night, these will do the trick in style.
- 100 percent UVA and UVB protection
- Gradient scratch/impact resistant lenses
- Logo signature on outer arms
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Style: | Men's Fashion |
Nose Pads: | None |
Frame: | Plastic |
Manufactured In: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
Specs
Style: | Men's Fashion |
Nose Pads: | None |
Frame: | Plastic |
Manufactured In: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Kenneth Cole Sunglasses
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