Read the Sign
"Hey Kenny, can I have a word with you, please?"
Sure boss, what's up?
"I couldn't help but notice that you didn't wash your hands before returning to work."
Oh, yeah, I uh ...
"Did you or did you not see the sign?"
Uh ... what sign?
"This sign right here."
ALL DIAMOND-PICKERS
MUST WASH HANDS
BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
Oh. Yeah, sorry. I didn't think it ...
"That's right. You didn't think. And now all those hand-picked diamonds are tainted with the germs of those non-hand-picked ones you've been sifting through over there. DISGUSTING."
I'm sorry, boss, I ...
"Tell it to the poor customer who will be enjoying their hand-picked diamond, completely unaware that it's been TAINTED BY NON-HAND-PICKED DIAMONDS."
I think I should just go.
"Yes. I think that's best for everyone."
Can I take this pocket-full of diamonds I've been hoarding for weeks?
"Sure."
Features
- Yellow or white 14K solid gold mounting
- 4-prong basket
- Very good cut
- Screw-back closure
- IGL certified
- Hand-picked for quality
- Weights vary from 0.50 cttw to 1.50 cttw
- CTTW= Carat Total Weight (each diamond will add up to the total)
- Color ratings vary from G/H to I
- Clarity ratings vary from SI2 to I1
- Made in USA
- Come in black velvet gift box
- Photographs depict one example of the diamonds, actual diamonds will differ slightly based on attributes chosen
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 30 day Manufacturer
Specs
In the Box:
(1) M. Geller Certified Diamond Studs - Your Choice
- Black velvet gift box
- IGL certification card
Specs
In the Box:
(1) M. Geller Certified Diamond Studs - Your Choice
- Black velvet gift box
- IGL certification card
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5h 50m 17.997s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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