What the fashion sheriff says, goes.

Attention, everyone. I'd like to bring you all up to speed on some changes I've recently made in the fashion do's and don'ts arena. First of all, we're doing away with Casual Friday and making every day casual. I see no reason why you need to wear a tie or pantyhose to click buttons on a computer all day.

Secondly, the taboo on socks and sandals is going the way of the white-after-Labor-Day rule. We've been getting too many complaints from disgruntled spouses who have to be there for the releasing of those sweaty pups from their ventless, penny-loafer prisons at the end of a long, hard day. Let 'em breathe, folks. Let 'em breathe.

The only exception to this socks and sandals rule is flip-flop sandals. No one wants to see your patterned socks bunched up between your toes. I think I speak for everyone when I say "gross me out gross."

That'll do it for now. Carry on.

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