Hello Mother, Hello Father
Hello Mother, hello Feather
Here I am at Camp Boot Leather
Boots aren't very good for running
From a bear who wants to eat your face off.
I went swimming in the river
It was real cold, and I shivered
I put my boots on, which was a mistake
Because you're not supposed to submerge them in water.
When it got dark out, we made a fire
Our need for S'mores was very dire
The flames went crazy, so I stomped them
And now I have third-degree burns.
Buy these boots, oh dearest Wooters
Buy these boots, we'll flash our hooters
Don't make us keep writing this song ...
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Features
Tex Boots
- Manmade synthetic upper
- Rubber sole
- Side zippers
- Made in India
Lars Boats
- Leather upper
- Rubber sole
- Padded insole
- Side zipper
- Made in India
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Men's Vito Rossi Black Boots - 2 Styles
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Men's Vito Rossi Black Boots - 2 Styles
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 44.220s
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