MUK LUKS® Beaded Sandals - Your Choice

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Can I Rub Those?

Beads are the windows to the sole.

Look, I know how cliché this is, so I'm not even going to hide it. I like feet a lot. I'm not ashamed of it. So if we ever meet on the street and I see you wearing some of these beaded MUK LUKS® sandals, I'm going to just come right out and tell you that I'd like to have those toes in this mouth.

No, I'm not going to ask you on a date and buy you dinner first. I'm just going to tell you to sit down and release those fleshy little vixens. I might tickle them just a little at first. Maybe give them all a good sniff one at a time. And then I might whisper to them sweetly:

This little piggy goes in my mouth hole.

This little piggy can come too.

This little piggy tastes like circus peanuts.

This little piggy is a naughty one and needs a spankin'. 

And this little piggy goes ...

:::wee oooh wee oooh wee oooh:::

CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ!

 

 

 

 

 

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Features

  • 100% polyurethane
  • TPR sole
  • 4" height - Sierra style
  • 2.5" height - Aurora, Mila, & Maya styles
  • Made in China

Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp rag

Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the Box:

(1) MUK LUKS® Beaded Sandals - Your Choice

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
7m 42.009s
First Sucker:
smckonly80
Last Wooter to Woot:
sandrad70

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 41% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 64% bought 1
  • 28% bought 2
  • 7% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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MUK LUKS® Beaded Sandals - Your Choice
$13.99 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories > Shoes
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