Groupies
People used to have to play an instrument. Now it seems all they need is a pair of sunglasses.
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"Hey man, what's going on?"
Oh, just trying on all these Ray-Bans. What do you think of these?
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"They look good. So … what's with the alternately excited then disappointed throng of young girls outside the window right now?"
Not for sure, but I think they think I'm some kind of rock star or something when I put these on. Check it out.
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"Now watch. I'll take them off."
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I wonder if that'll work for me. Let's see. Hand me those Wayfarers, will ya?
"Sure. Here ya go."
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Huh. Nothing. Maybe if I try another style. Hand me the Black Aviators.
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No? Really? I don't get it. Give me the Gold Aviators.
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WHAT THE HECK, Man?
"I dunno. Maybe they just got tired of screaming and they're taking a break or something."
That's probably it. Ah well. Guess you can have these back now. Catch ya later.
"See ya!"
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Features
Classically framed and completely iconic, each pair of sunglasses from Ray-Ban is lightweight, durable, and ready to exude some serious attitude.
Since 1937, Ray-Ban has been instrumental in pushing boundaries in music and the arts, forging the rise of celebrity culture, and creating the power of the rock and movie stars to influence fashion. Through every decade of its existence, Ray-Ban has shaped popular culture and been at the forefront of cultural change. Never just a transient trend, Ray-Ban eyewear marks out the wearer as an individual of taste and discernment.
- Acetate or metal frame
- Crystal lens
- 100% UV400 protection coating
- Logo signature at upper left lens
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 30 day manufacturer
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Ray-Ban Sunglasses, Model Numbers:
Black/Multicolor | RB2143-1034-50-22-3N | 50mm bridge to temple |
Red | RB2140-1091-51-50-22-2N | 50mm bridge to temple |
Silver Grey/Brown | RB3362-COCKPIT-004-59 | 59mm bridge to temple |
Silver Brown/Grey | RB3387-003-68-64-15-2N | 64mm bridge to temple |
Black/Mirrored | RB3476-006-55-60-16-3N | 60mm bridge to temple |
Silver/Mirrored | RB3477-003-40-56-16-135 | 56mm bridge to temple |
- (1) Carrying case
- Cleaning Cloth
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Pair of Ray-Ban Sunglasses, Model Numbers:
Black/Multicolor | RB2143-1034-50-22-3N | 50mm bridge to temple |
Red | RB2140-1091-51-50-22-2N | 50mm bridge to temple |
Silver Grey/Brown | RB3362-COCKPIT-004-59 | 59mm bridge to temple |
Silver Brown/Grey | RB3387-003-68-64-15-2N | 64mm bridge to temple |
Black/Mirrored | RB3476-006-55-60-16-3N | 60mm bridge to temple |
Silver/Mirrored | RB3477-003-40-56-16-135 | 56mm bridge to temple |
- (1) Carrying case
- Cleaning Cloth
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 50.113s
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