Timex is famous for taking a lickin' yet keepin' on tickin', which means they really love their apostrophes. Which is good, as we do, too. You know who else takes a lickin' yet keeps on tickin'? Finn the Human. Did you buy that watch? That watch was totally math, though we preferred the Ice King one, honestly. Poor Simon. Anyway, as great as those would look at your next executive presentation, they're not currently available on Woot, so this will have to do. I dig it.