The Dead Usefullest Warrior

In a fight between a wallet ninja and a wallet cable service provider, who will reign victorious? The answer might surprise you.

OK, so maybe that was a bit of a bait and switch. Of course the wallet ninja would win. Because what's cooler than a tiny, flat ninja you can put in your pocket? Nothing. In fact, here is a list of things that aren't nearly as cool or useful as a Wallet Ninja:

  • Wallet nun
  • Wallet tax preparer
  • Wallet cheese wheel
  • Wallet pink eye
  • Wallet-to-wallet salesman
  • Wallet wallet (it's a wallet for your wallet!)
  • Walnut wallet (self-explanatory)
  • Wallet walnut
  • Wallet Feng Shui
  • Wallet toilet plunger (actually ... )

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Features

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  • World's First 100% Flat Multi Tool (18 in 1) and fits in your wallet with credit cards
  • Made from 4x heat treated steel
  • TSA Approved (Approved for Carry-on during flight)
  • 6 hex head nuts & bolts (#2, #4, #6, #8, #10, & #12)
  • 4 Screwdrivers ( Phillips, flat head, eye glass)
  • 8 Convenient everyday tools (Bottle, Can & Letter opener, Box cutter, Inch & cm ruler, cell phone stand & peeler)

Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the Box:

(1) Wallet Ninja 18 Piece Multi Tool

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 11.444s
First Sucker:
andia007
Last Wooter to Woot:
strothei

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 44% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 55% bought 1
  • 20% bought 2
  • 25% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Wallet Ninja 18 Piece Multi Tool
$9.99 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories > Shoes
$9.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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