In the Event of a Fashion Emergency
THIS IS A TEST OF THE FASHION EMERGENCY SYSTEM. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. THE AUTHORITIES IN YOUR AREA IN VOLUNTARY COOPERATION WITH THE FEDERAL, STATE AND LOCAL FASHION POLICE HAVE DEVELOPED THIS SYSTEM TO KEEP YOU INFORMED IN THE EVENT OF A REAL FASHION EMERGENCY. IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL FASHION EMERGENCY, THIS MESSAGE WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF SMIRKING, SILENT JUDGING AND/OR STIFLED LAUGHTER, AND YOU WOULD BE INSTRUCTED TO GO GET A PEDICURE, STAT. CUZ, GUUURRRL. THAT SITUATION RIGHT THERE IS TRAGIC.
Features
- Burnished synthetic fabric
- Rubber sole
- Buckle closure
- Wedge Height: 4"
- Platform: 1" offset
- True to size
- Medium width
- Spot clean
- Jute wrapped wedge
- Made in China
Shipping Note: Shipping to APO, Military and PO Box addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Women's Espadrille Sandals - Your Choice
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Women's Espadrille Sandals - Your Choice
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 7m 49.221s
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