A Cute Shirt for a Cruel Sport

You have to admit, these polo shirts are pretty classy for a sport where you ride around and whack horses with giant mallets.

I mean, who even thought this game up anyway?

I get that in the old days there were probably horses around everywhere, but who thought it would be a good idea to whack them?

And where did they get the really long mallet from? Did they make it specifically for this purpose? Seems like a lot of effort to go through just to be mean to a horse.

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Wait, you’re not supposed to hit the horses?

There’s a ball you’re supposed to hit instead?!

In that case, you’ll have to excuse me. I have some horses to apologize to.

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