A King's Underwear Needs

If I were an actual king, I imagine that my underpants would feel exactly like this. Soft. Breathable. Made from the pelts of chinchillas. OK, so these aren't made from the pelts of chinchillas for reals, but if I was really king and wanted them to be, who's going to argue with me?
Kings Underwear official site

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About Kings Underwear

If you go to the Kings Underwear site, you can click on the section at the top that says, "Why We Are Better." But in case you don't have time for that, we'll go ahead and just tell you it's a picture of a kid sticking out his tongue with a thought bubble that says, "Nanner nanner boo boo."
Kings Underwear official site