Android Watches

You know why androids wear watches? To fit in. There is no other logical reason for why they'd need to wear a watch. They just want to be accepted by you, be part of the group, ya know? That's also why they're always wearing tube socks pulled up to their knees. But don't tell them they look ridiculous. It'll hurt their feelings. Or it would, if they actually had feelings.

Ends on October 21 at 9AM CT

About Androids

Some of them are paranoid. Some of them have no feelings at all. Some of them are more human than you think. But you can totally tell the difference between those and the more robot-y ones by whether or not they go to the bathroom.