Android Watches

You know why androids wear watches? To fit in. There is no other logical reason for why they'd need to wear a watch. They just want to be accepted by you, be part of the group, ya know? That's also why they're always wearing tube socks pulled up to their knees. But don't tell them they look ridiculous. It'll hurt their feelings. Or it would, if they actually had feelings.

Ends on December 15 at 9AM CT