Asprey of London Watches

Those crazy Brits. Always changing up one letter just to be different. Pretty soon, instead of watches it'll be witches, which is a slippery slope right back down into Salemville. Just imagine someone saying, "Got the time?" And then you reply, "Let me check my witch." That's asking for trouble, folks.

Ends on October 31 at 9AM CT

About Witches

If it looks like a duck, weighs the same as a duck and is made of wood, then it must be A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH! Be careful. She'll turn you into a newt.