Crystal Pave Cuban Chain

How do you pronounce Cuba? "Cue-buh"? "Coo-buh"? We don't really care. We're only asking to distract you from fact that there's nothing illegal about these necklaces at all. But you like danger, don't you? So what would you say if we told you each of these comes with a genuine Cuban cigar? That's an outright lie, of course, but seriously. What would you say?