Jewelry for the Lady
Here is your mission should you choose to accept it. Find the lady. Confirm that she is, in fact, THE lady. Whisper in her ear the following, word for word: "Does the cat mew at night?" If she purrs in response, she is the lady and you may give her the jewelry. If she says anything along the lines of "I have mace," then she is not the lady and you should shield your eyes and run away real fast.