They say the pen is mightier than the sword. I was skeptical at first. But I gotta tell ya, those things you said about me cut me deep. Real deep. Like right to the core. How could you, Claudio? HOW COULD YOU? I thought we had something special. Now all we have are memories of a friendship lost. I hope it was worth it.
If you're going to write a love letter to someone you've only dreamt about and seal it up in a bottle and toss it into the sea, these would be the perfect pens to use. Of course, if you're stuck on a desert island with nothing but a piece of parchment, a bottle and these pens, you should probably write some kind of S.O.S. message instead.
