You know what I love about socks and underwear? The way they cover up the things you don't want anyone to see. Like my hairy legs that I haven't shaved in three weeks, or that giant pimple on my ... well, you know. Let's hear it for socks and undies! Woo!
You never realize how important they are until you don't have them. I heard that back in the day, they used to use twigs and leaves and stuff instead. I mean ... owwwww.