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I didn't mean to offend. It's just that we're in the comedy-writing business, and that usually means exploiting the biggest stereotypes about certain groups of ... no. You're right. That was unfair of me. No, I would not like to sleep with the fishes. Of course I'll apologize to your mother. A gift, perhaps? A sterling silver Italian chain. Perfect.
Make no mistake, we love Italians. If it wasn't for the Italians, we wouldn't have pizza. And if it wasn't for pizza, well, we'd have starved a long time ago. Unless, of course, we were raised in an Italian family. Or were especially close with an Italian family. You know how they are. Whoops. There we go again.