The Lap of Luxury Watches

Why is it called "Lap" of luxury? Why not "neck" of luxury or even, oh I don't know, WRIST of luxury? When and how was it determined that the lap seemed like a luxurious spot on the body? Maybe I'm thinking too much into it. You should buy some of these luxury watches to distract me. Thanks in advance.

Ends on October 3 at 9AM CT

About Oooooo La La Watches

The trick with fancy watches is to convince everybody who sees it that it is, in fact, fancy, and not some cheap knock-off. We recommend saying something along the lines of "Yeah it's real" or "Es muy autentico" or "I'm a tool."