Timex Watches

You know how they say that a Timex can take a licking and keep on ticking? Well I'm here to tell you, that's totally true! I've been licking this watch for like, two days straight now, and it's still working! It does have that gross saliva smell on it now, but that's not important.
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About Timex

Timex has been making affordable timepieces for working class Americans since the 1850s. So all you white collar suckers just move along now. These watches are not for you.
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