ToyWatches

Listen, it's really quite simple. ToyWatches tell time, and toy watches tell cartoons. ToyWatches are luxury Italian watches, and toy watches sometimes squirt you in the face. If you look at your watch and it tells you the time, it's a ToyWatch. But if you look at your watch and it makes a fart noise, it's probably a toy watch.
ToyWatch official site

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About ToyWatch

ToyWatch boasts "collections designed with a touch of irony and originality" which is a lot better than watches designed with a touch of jalapeno juice to the eye. BELIEVE ME.
ToyWatch official site