Watches That Cost Me An Arm

So I had to give away one of my arms to afford that watch. It's totally fine! I can still drive with only one arm. And pretty soon I'm sure they'll develop some crazy bionic arm that'll be even better than my old arm anyway. Until then, I'll just make sure I'm always photographed from the other side, and no one will even know.

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About Watches That Cost Me An Arm

You may think it's crazy that I'd give up an entire limb for a watch, but I think you're underestimating how awesome this watch really is! And it's not like I had to give up a leg, too. That would be ridiculous. Besides, I've already promised my first-born for the next one I buy.