You know what we love even more than making up words? Nothing. But having a calculator handy to figure out how much to tip the pretty waitress who gave us extra pickles for freesies is a close second. Number three is answering the question, "Hey Pal, got the time?" with "No, but I do have the square root of 47." We've always wanted to do that. And now we can.
Will I ever cheat on my husband? No way. But will I flirt mercilessly with the sandwich guy every day so he gives me extra pickles for freesies? Heck yes! And will I deny knowing him when we run into each other in public and he yells, "Hey! It's the pickle lady!" You betcha.