14K Solid Gold Jewelry doesn't mean there are 14,000 pieces of solid gold jewelry. Or does it? Here, we'll count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... ugh. Got distracted. Starting over: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, or wait... Okay, try again: 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6... look, we're pretty sure there aren't 14,000 pieces of jewelry here, okay?