You guys. These pearls were on the brink of hopelessness. Standing there by the water's edge, contemplating ending it all. But we've rescued them and brought them here for you. Now all that's left to do is give these beautiful pearls a good home where they can live out eternity with purpose. Go on. Buy some. Do it for the pearls.
They're a lot more sensitive than you might realize. But think about it. They're whole life has been about building up a lustrous, protective coating against the irritating elements. Won't you show them a little compassion? Won't you offer them a forever home?