Harvic Cargo Pants
No longer are you just some ordinary loser with a pen in his pocket. You've "got a pen in your cargo bay." Of course, there's a chance that someone might misinterpret that as some kind of creepy innuendo. But, there's also a chance that you'll meet someone who's really into creepy innuendos. So you might as well try it out.
Ends on July 4 at 12AM CT