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We get it. You're together. But you're never going to hear me gush "OHEMGEE you're like the CUTEST couple EVER!!!" And I'm not going to squeee with fake enthusiasm when you show up wearing matching sweaters. His and hers socks are fine, I guess. So long as you don't call each other shmoopkins and rub your noses together like that ... ever again.
Is it really all that hard to distinguish between the two of them in the first place? Like, as a dude, are you going to get out of the shower, towel off, and then accidentally slip on your lady's silk panties? You know what? Forget we asked.